First Pitch: 12:40 PMTV: Twins.TVRadio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy AppKnow Yo’ Foe: Lookout Landing

First game was a trouncing;Second one was a rout;Third game is on the way,Stay and hear me out.We got Taj upon the mound,Buxton cranking blasts,Then come RISP and the bullpen whoMean despondence lasts.

We know the Twins suck lately,Few relievers we can trust.We know the Twins suck lately,No excuse of shaking off the rust.

All that they’ve needed to doInvest and pay guys.But ownership tightened the screw;That’s not wise.(And no surprise.)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh0 for a hundred:The Twins suck.Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, ohOh, they have blundered:The Twins suck.

That one week rather recentBeating up on the stars,Thought they’d be decent;Now we’re left with scars.Put a couple men on base,Rally in its prime,Swing and miss; they’re left in placeEvery single time.

We know the Twins suck lately,Feeble grounders in the clutch.We know the Twins suck lately,And it somehow doesn’t matter much.

All that we want them to doIs invest and play well.But nothing at all in our viewWill dispel(Every one of these thoughts of hell.)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh0 for a hundred:The Twins suck.Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, ohOh, they have blundered:The Twins suck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh0 for a thousand:The Twins suck.Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, ohNo more carousin’:The Twins suck.

Sure, they’re playing, yeah;We wish they’d better their luck.And sure, they’re sayingThere isn’t much to reassure.

Just invest and play strongAnd play ball(This season is long…)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh0 for a hundred:The Twins suck.Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, ohOh, they have blundered:The Twins suck.

We know the Twins suck lately,But there’s still a game to play.We know the Twins suck lately,And they’re set for lining up this way: